haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex