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WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.

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(717): WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night. http://tfl.nu/710a

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(303): View more from Colorado

Billy Mays died!

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I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?

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(303): Billy Mays died! (1-303): I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world? http://tfl.nu/rasz

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After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk

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(410): After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk http://tfl.nu/jjss

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

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move.

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(513): i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home (419): move. http://tfl.nu/91am

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(509): View more from Washington

He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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(509): He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that. http://tfl.nu/zg72

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(630): View more from Illinois

Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went

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(630): Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went http://tfl.nu/usqw

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.

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(703): Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/f3x3

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(315): View more from New York

hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.

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(315): hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time. http://tfl.nu/7nlf

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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(860): Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it. http://tfl.nu/t1oh

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(775): View more from Nevada

He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend

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I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman

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(775): He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend (1-775): I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman http://tfl.nu/d80q

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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.

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(910): Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick. http://tfl.nu/tlv4

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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.

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(765): Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that. http://tfl.nu/51k0

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(330): View more from Ohio

OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.

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(330): OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX. http://tfl.nu/l62p

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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.

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(303): Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash. http://tfl.nu/958z

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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now

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(515): yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now http://tfl.nu/r5r9

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