So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
How external is "for external use only"?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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