Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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