That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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