Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
They have beer where we have blood.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
