HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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