You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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