stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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