I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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