How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
