Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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