The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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