We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Dignity is for republicans.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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