You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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