shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
what day is it and did you see me today?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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