my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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