Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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