We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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