your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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