I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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