I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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