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sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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