i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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