I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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