I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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