I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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