whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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