where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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