the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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