They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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