Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I know her cup size but not her name....
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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