I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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