I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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