What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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