Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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