Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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