sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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