I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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