I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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