I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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