I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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