This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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