But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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