Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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