my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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