I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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