i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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