her vagine was all disorganized.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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