We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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