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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings

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• (760): View more from California

  I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

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  ..So we should take it off Youtube?

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• (650): View more from California

  Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

  (224): View more from Illinois

  I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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• (916): View more from California

  She's not a foreskin expert like you

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• (619): View more from California

  had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Still fucking the ballerina?

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  She can put her legs behind her head.

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  Enough said

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