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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Look at my ENTIRE past

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Might as well have a blog about it at this point

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  This hangover is way worse than all my relationships

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..

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• (516): View more from New York

  We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.

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