Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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