Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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