how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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