SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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