is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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