I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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