Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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