uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize